My superhero Tweets

These are a few of my favourite superhero Tweets. If you feel compelled to retweet any of them for me, and I'd certainly appreciate it, the pictures are hyperlinked back to the original tweet. Cheers!

On a clear night, the Bat-signal must be freakin' useless.

I wonder if a Flash mob can run faster than a Superman mob.

Despite his thumbs' color, The Hulk was a terrible gardener.

Magneto's mother would stick him to the fridge when she wanted to clean the floor or display photos.

Does Iron-Man just avoid magneto? 'Cause it'd be no contest, right?

When the Avengers need Bruce Banner to change into the Hulk they give him a roll of clear sticky tape that has no visible start.

I don't need the superpowers, I just WANT to be able to walk around all day, in tights and a cape, without being mocked.

Superman is faster than a speeding bullet? As opposed to slow bullets? What, the bullets you 'throw'?

Superman needs a belt to keep his tights on?

I won't be convinced I don't have Wolverine powers until someone chops off one of my limbs.

If you want Superman to come to your Trivial Pursuit party, don't call it "Crypto Night"

Batman's utility belt is just a high teck fanny pack.

If Bruce Wayne ever grew a goatee, the jig would be up.

Some species of bats eat small birds... so that casts a pretty weird shadow on the whole Batman and Robin relationship.

You can't tell me Batman's not chaffing like a motherfucker under all that.

I think I was bitten by a radio-active sloth

The most dangerous part about hanging around Superman was avoiding all the bulls that were attracted to his cape.

I'd have more respect for the police if they wore capes.

I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?